So, long story short: I’ve been dying of the plague (again) and I’ve neglected my blog and you all (again). And if I could afford ponies made of chocolate sprinkles for all of you, I’d totally hook you up because I truly am sorry for my absence. I hate when I’m not posting regularly. Anyway…
Check out our trip to Florida!
- We took a fan boat tour through The Everglades, and it was one of the coolest fucking things I’ve ever done. I want to go back to the 10,000 Islands with my own fan boat for a couple of months and just explore. And then maybe I’d finally see a giant python eat a gator. Anyway, this is the view from one of the 10,000 Islands. It’s a bit perfect.
- This is me and Rhonda having the time of our lives on the fan boat. And that’s Captain Robert. And no, we did not lose a bet, we wore those hats proudly. *Photo by my Dad*
- This brown pelican kicked it on our boat with us for a while. Nice guy.
- Lin and Dad kicked it on the boat with us too. Uhhhhh… check out that view! Zooming through those channels was ah-may-zing.
- Mangrove Tunnel. *Photo by Rhonda*
- This is me with a baby gator. And this was the only pose I could think of in the moment. I’m surprised that thing didn’t whip around and bite off my nose for being such a smart-ass. *Photo by Rhonda*
- Instead of feeding a baby gator my nose, I fed a giraffe some lettuce. In this exact moment I was having an in depth conversation with the giraffe about Gene Simmons. *Photo by my Dad*
Also at the Naples Zoo we saw:
- Monkeys.
- White Ibis.
- Pretty Flowers.
- And among so many other animals, some macaws.
When we weren’t out playing and eating. We were relaxing with adult beverages and books on our condo’s wrap-around terrace.
- I know… go ahead and hate us. *Photo by Rhonda*